December 23, 1949: Law professors advised he marry his girlfriend to survive Georgetown Law (Oceanside Daily Blade-Tribune, CA)
February 1, 1919: Perry Mason wants out of his 7-day marriage (The Tri-Weekly Colusa Sun, CA)
November 11, 1918: Nothing like spending your honeymoon in jail (Los Angeles Evening Herald)
July 13, 1926: She only dates accused murderers and toilet salesmen (San Bernardino Daily Sun, CA)
December 21, 1949: Behead my canary and I’ll divorce you (Madera Daily News-Tribune, CA)
December 23, 1949: Wonder what he did to provoke the use of her “wedgie slipper” on his head? (Oceanside Daily Blade-Tribune)
January 11, 1909: If I can't marry my MIL in Virginia, we'll just elope to Tennessee! (Los Angeles Herald)
August 4, 1944: Judge, I only shrank her shoes to keep her from running around on me! (San Pedro News Pilot, CA)
October 28, 1918: The judge will definitely grant the divorce decree now that the hubby added allegations of hugging and kissing. Oh my! (Los Angeles Evening Herald)
